only seat left at party is with other people on the couch stands the whole night

only seat left at party is with other people on the couch stands the whole night  Socially Awkward Penguin

burp up small piece of food snacktime

burp up small piece of food snacktime  Foul Bachelor Frog

20 minutes into meeting finally gets projector working

20 minutes into meeting finally gets projector working  Tech Impaired Duck

Insertion, my dear friends, is 93% lubrication, 6% penetration, 4% ejaculation, and 2% rape.

 Insertion, my dear friends,  is 93% lubrication, 6% penetration, 4% ejaculation, and 2% rape.   Creepy Wonka

Goes to library with full intention of finishing calculus homework... browses reddit for two hours and makes this stupid meme.

Goes to library with full intention of finishing calculus homework... browses reddit for two hours and makes this stupid meme.  Procrastination Panda

Buys Popcorn Spend entire movie trying to chew quietly

Buys Popcorn Spend entire movie trying to chew quietly  Socially Awkward Penguin

What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint

What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint  Anti-Joke Chicken

I'm a Game boy come play with my joystick

I'm a Game boy come play with my joystick  Nintendo Norm

create hot chicks make lust a sin

create hot chicks make lust a sin  Advice God

SKYPE WITH PARENts NEVER HAVE PANTS ON

SKYPE WITH PARENts NEVER HAVE PANTS ON  Foul Bachelor Frog