Anti-Joke Chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses

Knock Knock.  Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why can't the t-rex clap? because he is dead

Why can't the t-rex clap? because he is dead  Anti-Joke Chicken

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks

Where did susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Where did susie go during the bombing? Everywhere  Anti-Joke Chicken

Yo mama's so fat Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their relationship is in trouble

Yo mama's so fat Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their relationship is in trouble  Anti-Joke Chicken

a man walks into a bar and slowly alcoholism tears his family apart

a man walks into a bar and slowly alcoholism tears his family apart  Anti-Joke Chicken

Why did i cross the road? i don't have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random.

Why did i cross the road? i don't have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random.   Anti-Joke Chicken

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.  Anti-Joke Chicken

What's green and has two wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's green and has two wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.   Anti-Joke Chicken

what's better than winning gold in the special olympics? not being retarded.

what's better than winning gold in the special olympics? not being retarded.  Anti-Joke Chicken