Put Ipod on random at party nervously stand by ipod at the end of every song

Put Ipod on random at party nervously stand by ipod at the end of every song  Socially Awkward Penguin

spot hasn't been putting a cover sheet on his tps reports recently i'll have to keep him on a tight leash

spot hasn't been putting a cover sheet on his tps reports recently i'll have to keep him on a tight leash  Business Dog

he took my twinkie I took his winkie

he took my twinkie I took his winkie  Karate Kyle

She said she liked it rough so i taped sandpaper to my dick

She said she liked it rough so i taped sandpaper to my dick  Insanity Wolf

i need to get drugs off the streets and away from our children

i need to get drugs off the streets and away from our children  Clean Sheen

Second drawer of Condoms... Expired

Second drawer of Condoms... Expired  Forever Alone

another round of layoffs this week it's gonna be ruff

another round of layoffs this week it's gonna be ruff  Business Dog

i used to have a friend called Jimmy Glasscock you could always see him coming

i used to have a friend called Jimmy Glasscock you could always see him coming  Lame Pun Coon

Look at that crack Someone should fix this sidewalk soon

Look at that crack Someone should fix this sidewalk soon  Clean Sheen

I just paid for a hooker brand dining room table set

I just paid for a hooker brand dining room table set  Clean Sheen