Write life's fundamental laws on tablet Ignore civilized world, give it to illiterate farmers in the middle of the desert to promptly lose.

Write life's fundamental laws on tablet Ignore civilized world, give it to illiterate farmers in the middle of the desert to promptly lose.  Advice God

ass n titties

ass n titties  Push it somewhere else Patrick

you're in the wrong neighborhood if you want great sashimi. the best Asian cuisine is downtown.

you're in the wrong neighborhood if you want great sashimi. the best Asian cuisine is downtown.    Successful Black Man

Man who raises angry chickens eats raging cock for dinner

Man who raises angry chickens eats raging cock for dinner  Confucius says

I WILL CUT YOU a check for the expense report you turned in last week.

I WILL CUT YOU a check for the expense report you turned in last week.  Successful Black Man

I LIKE TO STEAL THE SHOW WHEN I DO BROADWAY

I LIKE TO STEAL THE SHOW WHEN I DO BROADWAY  Successful Black Man

Dog stares at nothing House is haunted

Dog stares at nothing House is haunted  Paranoid Parrot

I pulled out my 9 iron and made the green

I pulled out my 9 iron and made the green  Successful Black Man

I WILL BE A TERRORIST DURING THIS ROUND OF COUNTERSTRIKE

I WILL BE A TERRORIST DURING THIS ROUND OF COUNTERSTRIKE  Ordinary Muslim Man

Create Man in my image Except the ugly ones

Create Man in my image Except the ugly ones  Advice God