Successful Black Man

i collect welfare checks that come in from returned mail and attempt to locate the recipient at my government job

i collect welfare checks that come in from returned mail and attempt to locate the recipient at my government job  Successful Black Man

i smell like weed killer. BUT MY flowerbeds THANK ME FOR IT

i smell like weed killer. BUT MY flowerbeds THANK ME FOR IT  Successful Black Man

Give me a blunt Assessment of this quarter's figures

Give me a blunt Assessment of this quarter's figures  Successful Black Man

I served 10 years behind bars The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people

I served 10 years behind bars The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people  Successful Black Man

I broke into a house to get a white girl who my neighbor had been holding prisoner for years.

I broke into a house to get a white girl who my neighbor had been holding prisoner for years.  Successful Black Man

Now that I found this weed I'm going to go grab a 40 ounce bottle of roundup and see if I can't kill it before my daughter's garden party

Now that I found this weed I'm going to go grab a 40 ounce bottle of roundup and see if I can't kill it before my daughter's garden party  Successful Black Man

My wife is pregnant so i left her some strawberry ice cream in the freezer because it's her favorite

My wife is pregnant so i left her some strawberry ice cream in the freezer because it's her favorite  Successful Black Man

let's get some weed killer so we can win the neighborhood garden contest.

let's get some weed killer so we can win the neighborhood garden contest.  Successful Black Man

OJ didn't do it for my son, so we switched to apple juice. What a picky eater he is!

OJ didn't do it for my son, so we switched to apple juice. What a picky eater he is!  Successful Black Man

I'm gonna leave my wife and kids all my wealth when I die

I'm gonna leave my wife and kids all my wealth when I die  Successful Black Man