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Successful Black Man

i collect welfare checks that come in from returned mail and attempt to locate the recipient at my government job

i collect welfare checks that come in from returned mail and attempt to locate the recipient at my government job Successful Black Man
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i smell like weed killer. BUT MY flowerbeds THANK ME FOR IT

i smell like weed killer. BUT MY flowerbeds THANK ME FOR IT Successful Black Man
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Give me a blunt Assessment of this quarter's figures

Give me a blunt Assessment of this quarter's figures Successful Black Man
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I served 10 years behind bars The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people

I served 10 years behind bars The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people Successful Black Man
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I broke into a house to get a white girl who my neighbor had been holding prisoner for years.

I broke into a house to get a white girl who my neighbor had been holding prisoner for years. Successful Black Man
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Now that I found this weed I'm going to go grab a 40 ounce bottle of roundup and see if I can't kill it before my daughter's garden party

Now that I found this weed I'm going to go grab a 40 ounce bottle of roundup and see if I can't kill it before my daughter's garden party Successful Black Man
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My wife is pregnant so i left her some strawberry ice cream in the freezer because it's her favorite

My wife is pregnant so i left her some strawberry ice cream in the freezer because it's her favorite Successful Black Man
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let's get some weed killer so we can win the neighborhood garden contest.

let's get some weed killer so we can win the neighborhood garden contest. Successful Black Man
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OJ didn't do it for my son, so we switched to apple juice. What a picky eater he is!

OJ didn't do it for my son, so we switched to apple juice. What a picky eater he is! Successful Black Man
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I'm gonna leave my wife and kids all my wealth when I die

I'm gonna leave my wife and kids all my wealth when I die Successful Black Man
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