i collect welfare checks that come in from returned mail and attempt to locate the recipient at my government job
i smell like weed killer. BUT MY flowerbeds THANK ME FOR IT
Give me a blunt Assessment of this quarter's figures
I served 10 years behind bars The tips were great and you get to me a lot of interesting people
I broke into a house to get a white girl who my neighbor had been holding prisoner for years.
Now that I found this weed I'm going to go grab a 40 ounce bottle of roundup and see if I can't kill it before my daughter's garden party
My wife is pregnant so i left her some strawberry ice cream in the freezer because it's her favorite
let's get some weed killer so we can win the neighborhood garden contest.
OJ didn't do it for my son, so we switched to apple juice. What a picky eater he is!
I'm gonna leave my wife and kids all my wealth when I die
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