The old Nokia text message tone Is the Morse Code for 'SMS'

The old Nokia text message tone Is the Morse Code for 'SMS'  Sudden Clarity Clarence

All of my friends think you look really cute From the photo I took of you while you were sleeping

All of my friends think you look really cute From the photo I took of you while you were sleeping  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Being 30 years old means I've been around the sun 30 times

Being 30 years old means I've been around the sun 30 times  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Move in tomorrow? pack tomorrow

Move in tomorrow? pack tomorrow  Lazy College Senior

Pulls out handcuffs during sex "to make sure you spend the night"

Pulls out handcuffs during sex

Why'd the scarecrow get promoted at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why'd the scarecrow get promoted at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field.  Lame Pun Coon

Girl I like lays her head on my belly must slow down breathing

Girl I like lays her head on my belly must slow down breathing  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

How Much Do Dead Batteries Cost Nothing, They're Free of Charge

How Much Do Dead Batteries Cost Nothing, They're Free of Charge  Lame Pun Coon

attempts to open door for hot chick automatic door

attempts to open door for hot chick automatic door  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

i don't always discover that my wallet isn't in its usual pocket but when i do, i have a mini heart attack

i don't always discover that my wallet isn't in its usual pocket but when i do, i have a mini heart attack  The Most Interesting Man In The World