Overly Attached Girlfriend

This actually happened to me

MY PASSWORD? IT'S MY FIRST NAME AND YOUR LAST NAME  Overly Attached Girlfriend

We've only been going out for a week, and she said this...

I ASK HER HOW TO PRONOUNCE HER LAST NAME

I'M PREGNANT No, I'm not, I just wanted to see whether you were ecstatic or terrified.

I'M PREGNANT No, I'm not, I just wanted to see whether you were ecstatic or terrified.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Your mother must be the luckiest woman alive to have you inside her for 9 whole months.

Your mother must be the luckiest woman alive to have you inside her for 9 whole months.  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you!


Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take I'll be watching you!  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I broke your Iphone No more talking to siri

I broke your Iphone No more talking to siri   Overly Attached Girlfriend

I am jelouse of your past, of your old crushes i wanna crush them with a car

I am jelouse of your past, of your old crushes i wanna crush them with a car  Overly Attached Girlfriend

You are so comfortable to sleep with When you die I should have you taxidermied so I always have you as a pillow

You are so comfortable to sleep with When you die I should have you taxidermied so I always have you as a pillow   Overly Attached Girlfriend

i had herpes now it's ourpes

i had herpes now it's ourpes  Overly Attached Girlfriend

Crazy in the head crazy in the bed

Crazy in the head crazy in the bed  Overly Attached Girlfriend