Uses handicapped stall comes out, handicapped person waiting

Uses handicapped stall comes out, handicapped person waiting  Bad Luck Brian

Gunshots are like... the cowbells of rap

Gunshots are like... the cowbells of rap  10 Guy

About to flake out on a friend Friend flakes out on you first

About to flake out on a friend Friend flakes out on you first  Success Kid

It's hot outsid.. It's summer!

It's hot outsid.. It's summer!  Slappin Batman

Girlfriend is sick MUST BE PREGNANT

Girlfriend is sick MUST BE PREGNANT  Paranoid Parrot

checks time on phone checks phone again because wasn't paying attention

checks time on phone  checks phone again because wasn't paying attention  Scumbag Brain

The guys nowhere to be found Then I hear "peek-a-boo", and, no shit, there he is again

The guys nowhere to be found Then I hear

People who get hammered Are also trying to get nailed

People who get hammered  Are also trying to get nailed  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Goes to paradise city grass is brown and girls are ugly

Goes to paradise city grass is brown and girls are ugly  Bad Luck Brian

New office job have to use internet explorer

New office job have to use internet explorer  First World Problems