I shouldn't be googling "where to meet women" I should be googling "where to meet men" cause thats where the women will be looking

I shouldn't be googling

Won 2 cinema tickets 2 free movies for me

Won 2 cinema tickets 2 free movies for me  Forever Alone

Calls someone Adrenaline rush

Calls someone Adrenaline rush  Socially Awkward Penguin

so i was staggering home and it hit me when did i learn to walk?

so i was staggering home and it hit me when did i learn to walk?  drunk baby

If "you break it, you buy it" and an underage shopper breaks a bottle of wine... are they allowed to pay for it?

If

Feels phone vibrate Out of battery

Feels phone vibrate Out of battery  Forever Alone

I don't always get a song stuck in my head But when i do, it's always a pop song that I hate Caption 3 goes here

I don't always get a song stuck in my head But when i do, it's always a pop song that I hate Caption 3 goes here  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I peed on your clothes So that you'll think of me during the day

I peed on your clothes So that you'll think of me during the day  overly attached cat

I'm just, i'm just sayin That bitch, Dora. I'd explore it.

I'm just, i'm just sayin That bitch, Dora. I'd explore it.    drunk baby

I don't always turn the radio down while driving But when i do, it's because i'm lost as fuck Caption 3 goes here

I don't always turn the radio down while driving But when i do, it's because i'm lost as fuck Caption 3 goes here  The Most Interesting Man In The World