How could you have possibly had a good time if i wasn't there too?

How could you have possibly had a good time if i wasn't there too?  Overly Attached Girlfriend

I scheduled an appointment for you.. to get a reverse vesectomy so we can have babies

I scheduled an appointment for you.. to get a reverse vesectomy so we  can have babies  Overly Attached Girlfriend

remembers important chores when busy never remembers when you have free time

remembers important chores when busy never remembers when you have free time   Scumbag Brain

Karma is meaningless Update: Seriously? Front Page? You guys have made my day!

Karma is meaningless Update: Seriously? Front Page? You guys have made my day!  Reddit Alien

Hates his job doesn't spend every second of his life complaining about it

Hates his job doesn't spend every second of his life complaining about it  Misc

you double check that your car door is locked? please tell me more about how you have ocd

you double check that your car door is locked? please tell me more about how you have ocd  Condescending Wonka

Repeatedly thanked for completing menial tasks at work struggle to find variations of "no problem"

Repeatedly thanked for completing menial tasks at work struggle to find variations of

black friends uses cool slang in text message need to go on urbandictionary to find out what it means

black friends uses cool slang in text message need to go on urbandictionary to find out what it means  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Tries to get rich dies trying

Tries to get rich dies trying  Bad Luck Brian

Leave store empty handed afraid of being considered a shoplifter

Leave store empty handed afraid of being considered a shoplifter  Socially Awkward Penguin