Doesn't vote in the election bitches about the president for the next four years

Doesn't vote in the election bitches about the president for the next four years  Scumbag Steve

If anything is possible Is it possible for something to be impossible?

If anything is possible Is it possible for something to be impossible?  Philosoraptor

took a nap in the middle of the day cant sleep now that its time to

took a nap in the middle of the day cant sleep now that its time to   First World Problems

writes essay increases size of periods and commas to make the essay seem longer

writes essay increases size of periods and commas to make the essay seem longer  Lazy College Senior

Girl invites him up for coffee "No thanks, I can't drink coffee late at night it keeps me up"

Girl invites him up for coffee

I had a dream we broke up and I killed your family lol

I had a dream we broke up and I killed your family lol  Overly Attached Girlfriend

accidentally looks in to securtiy camera Oh god, they'll think i'm a shoplifter

accidentally looks in to securtiy camera Oh god, they'll think i'm a shoplifter  Paranoid Parrot

notices no one in the group is listening to your story nods and smiles to you so you don't feel stupid

notices no one in the group is listening to your story nods and smiles to you so you don't feel stupid  Misc

gives wrong directions by mistake spends rest of the day filled with regret

gives wrong directions by mistake spends rest of the day filled with regret  Socially Awkward Penguin

what's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? honey, i'm home

what's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? honey, i'm home  Inappropriate Timing Bill Clinton