Caught bf texting during sex to tell his boss he'll be an hour late for work

Caught bf texting during sex to tell his boss he'll be an hour late for work  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

if you're unhappy with your job, you dont strike... ...You just go in every day and do it really half-assed

if you're unhappy with your job, you dont strike... ...You just go in every day and do it really half-assed   Advice Homer

Remember these simple words... "It was like that when I got here."

Remember these simple words...

She said "I'd rather die than date you!" I said "Ok."

She said

You tried your best and you failed miserably The lesson is, never try

You tried your best and you failed miserably  The lesson is, never try   Advice Homer

FART in front of new girlfriend She rates it a 9

FART in front of new girlfriend She rates it a 9  Success Kid

Brings a drink in your car Takes it with him when he leaves

Brings a drink
 in your car Takes it with him when he leaves  Misc

graduates this month thinks he'll find a job

graduates this month thinks he'll find a job  Mature College Senior

Hershey Kisses are just big chocolate chips

Hershey Kisses are just big chocolate chips  Sudden Clarity Clarence

If your a grammar nazi and your reading this your gonna have a bad time

If your a grammar nazi and your reading this your gonna have a bad time  Bad Time