Cute girl at other table keeps staring at me realize later the tv is behind me

Cute girl at other table keeps staring at me realize later the tv is behind me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Woke up at 11 a.m. Too late for breakfast but too early for lunch

Woke up at 11 a.m. Too late for breakfast but too early for lunch  First World Problems

Planets and people are both 70% water "Dude we are like miniature planets."

Planets and people are both 70% water

"i'm sexy and i know it" False. sex appeal is subjective

If a word in the dictionary is misspelled How do we Know?

If a word in the dictionary is misspelled How do we Know?  Philosoraptor

Takes instagram photo of her restaurant plate: "BEST DINNER EVER! So good!" Cheeseburger and fries from Applebees

Takes instagram photo of her restaurant plate:

The air conditioning is so loud I can't hear the television

The air conditioning is so loud I can't hear the television  First World Problems

I need to buy some more C4 Envelopes for the office, we're nearly out

I need to buy some more C4 Envelopes for the office, we're nearly out  Ordinary Muslim Man

loaf of bread has odd number of slices had to use end piece for my sandwich

loaf of bread has odd number of slices had to use end piece for my sandwich  First World Problems

Dreams help you deal with your deepest desires and anxieties and provide solutions to many problems Makes you forget them in the morning

Dreams help you deal with your deepest desires and anxieties and provide solutions to many problems Makes you forget them in the morning  Scumbag Brain