Catch the eye of a hot girl Immediately look away

Catch the eye of a hot girl Immediately look away  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

They pulled the milk from our udders We pulled their lives from their bodies

They pulled the milk from our udders We pulled their lives from their bodies  Evil cows

The amount of stupid people using hashtag on facebook Is too damn high

The amount of stupid people using hashtag on facebook Is too damn high  Jimmy McMillan

They tipped us in our sleep We burned them in their beds

They tipped us in our sleep We burned them 
in their beds  Evil cows

Practices order while in line still gets it wrong

Practices order while in line still gets it wrong  Socially Awkward Penguin

Passed English test thanks to grammar correcting trolls on reddit

Passed English test thanks to grammar correcting trolls on reddit  Success Kid

In line waiting to order food practices saying order in head.

In line waiting to order food practices saying order in head.  Socially Awkward Penguin

I feel good from my head tomatoes

I feel good from my head tomatoes  Scarecrow

asks if his mom loves him "as a friend"

asks if his mom loves him

I have passion in my pantaloons and I have no fear in letting you witness it I have large levels of sexual appeal and I am aware of it

I have passion in my pantaloons and I have no fear in letting you witness it I have large levels of sexual appeal and I am aware of it  Joseph Ducreux