goes to store and doesnt buy anything walks out trying not to act like you're stealing anything

goes to store and doesnt buy anything walks out trying not to act like you're stealing anything  Socially Awkward Penguin

gets felt up for the first time airport security

gets felt up for the first time airport security   Bad Luck Brian

"happy mother's day to the best mom everrrr!!" is an ungrateful bitch in real life

music starts to fade out turns up volume

music starts to fade out turns up volume  Stoner Dog

I don't always check the time on my phone but when i do, i forget to check the time on my phone

I don't always check the time on my phone but when i do, i forget to check the time on my phone  The Most Interesting Man In The World

One Does Not Simply close a microwave silently

One Does Not Simply close a microwave silently  Boromir

found a beehive free pinata

found a beehive free pinata   Insanity Wolf

Clean clothes stay in the hamper Dirty clothes go on the floor

Clean clothes stay in the hamper Dirty clothes go on the floor  Foul Bachelor Frog

Why can't the t-rex clap? because he is dead

Why can't the t-rex clap? because he is dead  Anti-Joke Chicken

The simpsons Is older than the internet

The simpsons Is older than the internet  Sudden Clarity Clarence