Finally got the courage to talk to the girl in my class discussion "So, do you go to school here?"

Finally got the courage to talk to the girl in my class discussion

applies to become special olympics volunteer signs off email with "best retards"

applies to become special olympics volunteer signs off email with

On Facebook Homepage 90% of the time Thumbnail for a day Click on Girl's profile once permanent thumbnail

On Facebook Homepage 90% of the time
Thumbnail for a day Click on Girl's profile once
permanent thumbnail  Scumbag Chrome

Everyone on Facebook is fake except me

Everyone on Facebook is fake except me  Annoying Facebook Girl

if guidance counselors specialize in making intelligent career decisions how come they became guidance counselors?

if guidance counselors specialize in making intelligent career decisions how come they became guidance counselors?  Philosoraptor

Hey, I noticed you are a uniquely talented individual. So I developed a mental disorder to balance things out.

Hey, I noticed you are a uniquely talented individual. So I developed a mental disorder to balance things out.   Scumbag Brain

See someone you used to know in a store keep your head down and walk the other way before he notices

See someone you used to know in a store keep your head down and walk the other way before he notices   Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to Starbucks Is now an expert on Coffee

Goes to Starbucks Is now an expert on Coffee  College Freshman

Physical activity improves cognitive function, boosts the immune system, decreases cardiovascular disease and improves sleep. FUCK IT

Physical activity improves cognitive function, boosts the immune system, decreases cardiovascular disease and improves sleep. FUCK IT  Scumbag Brain

sweat because you're nervous cute girl thinks you were working out

sweat because you're nervous cute girl thinks you were working out  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin