College Freshman

My roommate right now

IS ASKED TO WRITE A PAPER ABOUT ALCHOL ADDICTION  TALKS ABOUT HOW HE DRINKS EVERY WEEKEND  College Freshman

My observational skills are lacking

IGNORE NOTE ON DOOR SAYING CLASS IS CANCELED SIT IN CLASSROOM ALONE FOR 30 MINUTES WONDERING WHERE EVERYONE IS College Freshman

I see this all the time. College Freshman

25 CENT RAMEN        $6 DOLLAR STARBUCKS DRINK College Freshman

Got this text from a freshman friend

   IT'S MIDNIGHT     JUST FINISHED MY FIRST ALL NIGHTER  College Freshman

First semester: Pre-Med Second semester: Creative Writing

First semester: Pre-Med Second semester: Creative Writing   College Freshman

Fails first college exam asks professor if his parents have to sign it.

Fails first college exam asks professor if his parents have to sign it.  College Freshman

failing class mom emails professor asking for extra credit

failing class mom emails professor asking for extra credit  College Freshman

Professor thinks he is out of time, starts to wrap up lecutre "But, professor, you still have 30 minutes left."

Professor thinks he is out of time, starts to wrap up lecutre

I'm going to wear my letterman jacket around campus So everyone knows how cool i was in high school

I'm going to wear my letterman jacket around campus So everyone knows how cool i was in high school   College Freshman

dude my professors don't collect homework I'm never gonna have to study anything outside of class. I'm gonna have so much free time

dude my professors don't collect homework I'm never gonna have to study anything outside of class. I'm gonna have so much free time  College Freshman