"I work at a funeral home... I mean Nursing home." Accidentally makes good joke

Not sure if sundress shrunk in the dryer Or not used to how slutty i dress in the summer

Not sure if sundress shrunk in the dryer Or not used to how slutty i dress in the summer  Futurama Fry

Wears a bulletproof vest Shot in the face

Wears a bulletproof vest Shot in the face  Bad Luck Brian

goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.

goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.  Socially Awkward Penguin

HAS BEEF FOR THE FIRST TIME MAD COW DISEASE

HAS BEEF FOR THE FIRST TIME MAD COW DISEASE  Bad Luck Brian

Oh, you have a big loud muffler? your civic must go so fast

Oh, you have a big loud muffler? your civic must go so fast  Condescending Wonka

Teacher knows who my crush is Assigns my seat next to her

Teacher knows who my crush is Assigns my seat next to her  Success Kid

The last of the cereal in the box was enough to make a full bowl

The last of the cereal in the box was enough to make a full bowl  Success Kid

pretty girl asks if chair next to me is occupied takes it to other table

pretty girl asks if chair next to me is occupied takes it to other table  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

Girl said 'come over nobodys home' Went over and nobody was home

Girl said 'come over nobodys home' Went over and nobody was home  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin