accidentally liked something an old crush posted on facebook start talking again and first date is on friday

accidentally liked something an old crush posted on facebook start talking again and first date is on friday  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Hangs himself for having so much bad luck Rope breaks

Hangs himself for having so much bad luck Rope breaks  Bad Luck Brian

Gets unexpected call doesn't pick up because not mentally prepared

Gets unexpected call doesn't pick up because not mentally prepared  Socially Awkward Penguin

notices you don't talk much doesn't talk about you not talking

notices you don't talk much doesn't talk about you not talking  Good Guy Greg

Against Contraception Pulls out

Against Contraception Pulls out  Scumbag Santorum

Commits crime still not wanted

Commits crime still not wanted  Forever Alone

Tries to buy condoms discretely "We need a price check on Trojan Small Size Condoms"

Tries to buy condoms discretely

Oh, you were rejected by your crush? you should probably like her even more now

Oh, you were rejected by your crush? you should probably like her even more now  Scumbag Brain

Attitude: Fuck the police Advice: Call the police

Attitude: 
Fuck the police Advice:
Call the police  Reddit Alien

Copies one sentence from wikipedia Expelled from college for plagiarism

Copies one sentence from wikipedia Expelled from college for plagiarism  Bad Luck Brian