Calls the Super Bowl a World Championship Forgets to invite world

Calls the Super Bowl a World Championship Forgets to invite world  Scumbag america

what if i'm retarded but i'm too retarded to realize it

what if i'm retarded but i'm too retarded to realize it  conspiracy keanu

I don't always like a song but when I do, i play that shit until my brain melts

I don't always like a song but when I do, i play that shit until my brain melts  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oh, so you hate this song? Don't worry, i will remember it.

Oh, so you hate this song? Don't worry, i will remember it.  Scumbag Brain

She Leans across table, I kiss her oh god, she was reaching for her car keys

She Leans across table, I kiss her oh god, she was reaching for her car keys  Socially Awkward Penguin

Studies High Takes Test High Gets High Grades

Studies High Takes Test High
Gets High Grades  Straight A Stoner

"OMG people who get married in their early 20's are sooo irresponsible" is 20 and has a kid

If you didn't want the weird kid to invite himself You shouldn't have talked about your plans in front of him

If you didn't want the weird kid to invite himself You shouldn't have talked about your plans in front of him  Captain Hindsight

flipping a coin my best chances of getting head

flipping a coin my best chances of getting head  Forever Alone

Person asks how old you are Have to think about it for a second

Person asks how old you are Have to think about it for a second    Socially Awkward Penguin