Jack And Jill Fell Down The Hill Got it?

Jack And Jill Fell Down The Hill Got it?   Baby Godfather

Knows with 100% certainty that the door is locked forces you out of bed to check that it's locked anyway

Knows with 100% certainty that the door is locked forces you out of bed to check that it's locked anyway  Scumbag Brain

Don't want to wear bra to grocery store Leave coat on

Don't want to wear bra to grocery store Leave coat on  Foul Bachelorette Frog

Not sure if GGG is looking because he thinks I'm hot or because I'm ugly

Not sure if GGG is looking because he thinks I'm hot or because I'm ugly  Leela Futurama

When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked

When I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof I was shocked  Bad Joke Eel

too much food in the fridge to fit new groceries

too much food in the fridge to fit new groceries  First World Problems

you drove an hour to get to class in the snow? Well, i decided to cancel class by putting a note outside of the door

you drove an hour to get to class in the snow? Well, i decided to cancel class by putting a note outside of the door  Scumbag Teacher

gets drunk says nice things about everyone at the party

gets drunk says nice things about everyone at the party  Good Guy Greg

Gives you a test doesnt grade it until you take the next one

Gives you a test doesnt grade it until you take the next one  Scumbag Teacher

What if I have lots of valentines' admirers... ...ones that take their secrecy so seriously that they choose not to get in touch at all.

What if I have lots of valentines' admirers... ...ones that take their secrecy so seriously that they choose not to get in touch at all.  Philosoraptor