not sure if im socially awkward Or person i'm talking to is

not sure if im socially awkward Or person i'm talking to is  Futurama Fry

Donates $28 Billion to charity Still thinks he should pay higher taxes

Donates $28 Billion to charity Still thinks he should pay higher taxes  Good guy gates

I'm too full to finish this Subway sandwich But if i save it for later the sauces will make it all mushy

I'm too full to finish this Subway sandwich But if i save it for later the sauces will make it all mushy  First World Problems

Says free thought is left wing indoctrination suggests religious indoctrination

Says free thought is left wing indoctrination suggests religious indoctrination  Scumbag Santorum

I dont always believe in god but when i do its after a pregnancy scare

I dont always believe in god but when i do its after a pregnancy scare  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Pulls into a random driveway in order to turn around Owner of the house pulls in behind you.

Pulls into a random driveway in order to turn around Owner of the house pulls in behind you.    Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes outside Doesn't immediately cry to be back inside

Goes outside Doesn't immediately cry to be back inside  Cool Cat Craig

does anyone have an ounce of respect

does anyone have an ounce of respect   Rasta Science Teacher

Thinks it's okay to copy culture free of charge goes batshit insane when someone steals their karma.

Thinks it's okay to copy culture free of charge goes batshit insane when someone steals their karma.  Scumbag Redditor

Smears shit all over restroom walls makes employee rethink job and pursue dreams

Smears shit all over restroom walls makes employee rethink job and pursue dreams  Helpful Tyler Durden