Asks a girl out on a dinner date takes her to the dining hall

Asks a girl out on a dinner date takes her to the dining hall  College Freshman

I was a redditor before colbert said it was cool

I was a redditor before colbert said it was cool  Hipster Barista

$180 textbook his

$180 textbook his  Engineering Professor

They threw away my vomited-on, pee-soaked, chewed-up box I loved that box

They threw away my vomited-on, pee-soaked, chewed-up box
 I loved that box  First World Problems Cat

what if oxygen gets us high just like thc and we just dont know what its like to be sober?

what if oxygen gets us high just like thc and we just dont know what its like to be sober?  Philosoraptor

Yay can opener! Green beans. Crap.

Yay can opener! Green beans. Crap.  First World Problems Cat

25 cent ramen 5 $ starbucks coffee

25 cent ramen 5 $ starbucks coffee  College Freshman

"stop playing those video games all day" watches tv from the moment she gets home to the moment she falls asleep

What is a Jehovah's Witness favorite band? the doors

What is a Jehovah's Witness favorite band? the doors  Bad Joke Eel

"Your homework tonight is to read pages 57-112" Nice, no homework.