girl who I've liked for 2 years is getting fat I still like her & have less douches to compete with

girl who I've liked for 2 years is getting fat I still like her & have less douches to compete with   Success Kid

claims obama has never had a job comes from a billionaire family

claims obama has never had a job comes from a billionaire family   Scumbag Romney

You tell him you have terrible sunburn on your back Slaps your back as hard as he can

You tell him you have terrible sunburn on your back Slaps your back as hard as he can  Scumbag Steve

The gap between my classes is too long to sit and wait.. but too short to walk back to my room

The gap between my classes is too long to sit and wait.. but too short to walk back to my room  First World Problems

Slept through 9am class Skips other classes to be fair

Slept through 9am class Skips other classes to be fair  Lazy College Senior

Drug test tomorrow smokes a bowl anyway

Drug test tomorrow smokes a bowl anyway  Foul Bachelor Frog

if every woman wants a guy that can make her laugh why don't comedians have groupies?

if every woman wants a guy that can make her laugh why don't comedians have groupies?  Philosoraptor

Drinks all of the water from your brita pitcher Doesn't refill it

Drinks all of the water from your brita pitcher Doesn't refill it  Scumbag Steve

Boring Documentary in Class Narrated By Morgan Freeman

Boring Documentary in Class Narrated By Morgan Freeman  Success Kid

Not sure if new guy in office is funny or going to be really fucking annoying

Not sure if new guy in office is funny or going to be really fucking annoying  Futurama Fry