Put a lighter through the wash Still works

Put a lighter through the wash Still works  Success Kid

Finally lets you dream about having your way with that one sexy redhead Starts dream two minutes before alarm clock goes off

Finally lets you dream about having your way with that one sexy redhead Starts dream two minutes before alarm clock goes off   Scumbag Brain

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator  Bad Joke Eel

Date girl way out of your league Something must be wrong with her

Date girl way out of your league Something must be wrong with her  Paranoid Parrot

I don't eat chicken soup It tastes fowl

I don't eat chicken soup It tastes fowl  Lame Pun Coon

Tells me Pot will kill me Takes Diet PILLS

Tells me Pot will kill me Takes Diet PILLS  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Opens door for girl walks in first

Opens door for girl walks in first    Socially Awkward Penguin

How can time be the best healer If it's the one thing that will kill you?

How can time be the best healer If it's the one thing that will kill you?  Philosoraptor

If you put a werewolf on the moon Would it just be considered a wolf?

If you put a werewolf on the moon Would it just be considered a wolf?  Philosoraptor

bus is packed sits on the outside seat

bus is packed sits on the outside seat  Scumbag Steve