If you vanished when you covered your eyes doesn't that go against the law of conservation of matter?

If you vanished when you covered your eyes doesn't that go against the law of conservation of matter?  skeptical baby

you mean to tell me She doesn't really have my nose?

you mean to tell me She doesn't really have my nose?  skeptical baby

GET IN GROUP PHOTO CUT OUT ON FACEBOOK

GET IN GROUP PHOTO CUT OUT ON FACEBOOK  Forever Alone

get dressed for job interview in black slacks one of my socks is navy blue

get dressed for job interview in black slacks one of my socks is navy blue  First World Problems

you mean to tell me spoons don't actually sound like airplanes?

you mean to tell me spoons don't actually sound like airplanes?  skeptical baby

You recite the same powerpoint slides every semester verbatim, and teaching assistants grade all of the papers/tests for you? your job must be so stressful

You recite the same powerpoint slides every semester verbatim, and teaching assistants grade all of the papers/tests for you? your job must be so stressful  Condescending Wonka

oh you found this on your friend's facebook? that's funny, I found the downvote button right here

oh you found this on your friend's facebook? that's funny, I found the downvote button right here  Downvoting Roman

Person approaching your way at night thinks of ways to disable him if he were to attack you

Person approaching your way at night thinks of ways to disable him if he were to attack you  Paranoid Parrot

Not Sure if hungry or just really bored

Not Sure if hungry or just really bored  Futurama Fry

see an up escalator ahead scope out which girl to stand behind

see an up escalator ahead scope out which girl to stand behind  Foul Bachelor Frog