Wishes for a relationship when single Wishes to be single when in a relationship

Wishes for a relationship when single Wishes to be single when in a relationship   Scumbag Brain

New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!

New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!   Sheltering Suburban Mom

What if there is no evil plot, conspiracy, or corruption and our government is genuinely unintelligent

What if there is no evil plot, conspiracy, or corruption and our government is genuinely unintelligent  conspiracy keanu

Called customer support someone that speaks fluent english answered

Called customer support someone that speaks fluent english answered   Success Kid

makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow

makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow  Sheltering Suburban Mom

HAS THE CAPACITY TO STORE AND MEMORIZE AN ALMOST INFINITE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION WON'T

HAS THE CAPACITY TO STORE AND MEMORIZE AN ALMOST INFINITE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION WON'T   Scumbag Brain

"i'll be there in ten minutes, bro" 2 hours later

there's a cop driving behind me and now i can't read my text messages

there's a cop driving behind me and now i can't read my text messages   First World Problems

first time writing the date in 2012 remembered to write 2012

first time writing the date in 2012 remembered to write 2012  Success Kid

need to lose weight start a crack-meth diet

need to lose weight start a crack-meth diet  Insanity Wolf