i left my pregnant girlfriend at home while i got the groceries

i left my pregnant girlfriend at home while i got the groceries  Successful Black Man

Purchased a movie on Blu-ray can't skip all the advertisements saying how great blu-ray is

Purchased a movie on Blu-ray can't skip all the advertisements saying how great blu-ray is  First World Problems

They say the world will end this year But I don't really believe that Y2K stuff

They say the world will end this year But I don't really believe that Y2K stuff  Slowpoke

Attractive person starts talking to you ACTIVATE FIGHT OR FLIGHT MODE

Attractive person starts talking to you ACTIVATE FIGHT OR FLIGHT MODE   Scumbag Brain

Arrives Early to a house party Sits in car until someone else goes in

Arrives Early to a house party Sits in car until someone else goes in  Socially Awkward Penguin

didn't get drunk on new years eve too cliche

didn't get drunk on new years eve too cliche  Hipster Barista

Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming

Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming  Paranoid Parrot

I don't always contradict myself, but when I do,I don't

I don't always contradict myself, but when I do,I don't  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Yeah its like 2am and you've had a long day you should go to bed now. Heres a bunch of regrets and things you hate about yourself... lets talk about them for a while WAIT

Yeah its like 2am and you've had a long day you should go to bed now. Heres a bunch of regrets and things you hate about yourself... lets talk about them for a while WAIT  Scumbag Brain

sitting in awkward silence with a girl says 'awkward' to break the ice

sitting in awkward silence with a girl says 'awkward' to break the ice  Socially Awkward Penguin