Leave the store without buying anything "Act natural, you're innocent."

Leave the store without buying anything

He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit

He said he'd do me like he does his homework He stopped after 5 minutes and started browsing reddit  Redditors Wife

Do I want to come in for coffee? But it's 3am, I'll be up all night

Do I want to come in for coffee? But it's 3am, I'll be up all night  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

head hurts? cancer

head hurts? cancer  Scumbag WebMD

Why don't we take the needy pets who will be killed from that one commercial and send them to those hungry kids who will die in that other commercial?

Why don't we take the needy pets who will be killed from that one commercial  and send them to those hungry kids who will die in that other commercial?   Push it somewhere else Patrick

so i stood up and told that teachin' lady the only 3 letters I need to know are U, S, and A

so i stood up and told that teachin' lady the only 3 letters I need to know are U, S, and A  Redneck Randal

Sees you driven' 'round town with the girl he loves and he's like "It's cool. you asked her out first."

Sees you driven' 'round town with the girl he loves and he's like

"I remember 2011 like it was yesterday lolz!" Thinks status is completely original

Cuts a massive slice of cake only eats icing

Cuts a massive slice of cake only eats icing  Scumbag Steve

What do i have against blacks or mexicans? my shotgun

What do i have against blacks or mexicans? my shotgun  Redneck Randal