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Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Her:"I'm so wet right now!" Me:"You can come to my house... I have a towel you can borrow."

Her:
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You're wet? Hold on, let me get you a towel.

You're wet? Hold on, let me get you a towel. Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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let's go play a game in your bedroom No, I don't have any games in there

let's go play a game in your bedroom No, I don't have any games in there Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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I think i left my jacket in your room, can I come get it later? I don't think you've ever been in my room, but I looked around anyway. It's not here.

I think i left my jacket in your room, can I come get it later? I don't think you've ever been in my room, but I looked around anyway. It's not here. Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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want me to sit on your lap so we can share the chair? no thanks, i'm fine sitting on the floor

want me to sit on your lap so we can share the chair? no thanks, i'm fine sitting on the floor Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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My roommate is gone. You can help me study for biology No thanks, I don't have that class

My roommate is gone. You can help me study for biology No thanks, I don't have that class Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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Ill bet your bed is way more comfortable than mine No, it's not really that great

Ill bet your bed is way more comfortable than mine No, it's not really that great Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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Do I need a hand with that? Na, thanks for telling me though.

Do I need a hand with that? Na, thanks for telling me though. Sexually Oblivious Rhino
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"How 'bout a little in-and-out?" Sure! I love their burgers!
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"You know, it'll just be easier if I stay over at your place" Nonsense, your house is on the way. I'll just drop you off.
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