Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Do I want to come in for coffee? But it's 3am, I'll be up all night

Do I want to come in for coffee? But it's 3am, I'll be up all night  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

go back to yours for drinks? but we're already at a bar

go back to yours for drinks? but we're already at a bar  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

i got you a tie rack for christmas now you don't have to hang them on your doorknob anymore

i got you a tie rack for christmas now you don't have to hang them on your doorknob anymore  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

you're alone in your suite and have nothing to do tonight? lol, same here.

you're alone in your suite and have nothing to do tonight? lol, same here.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?

redtube? oh, like a video sharing website for redditors?  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

It's getting hot in here? OK I'll adjust the thermostat.

It's getting hot in here? OK I'll adjust the thermostat.  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

Do I have any protection? Sure I do! *Hands Over Ear Plugs*

Do I have any protection? Sure I do! *Hands Over Ear Plugs*  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

You want me to drill you? Sure. I could use the extra studying myself

You want me to drill you? Sure. I could use the extra studying myself  Sexually Oblivious Rhino

you want a pearl necklace? i don't think the jewelry store is open at this hour

you want a pearl necklace? i don't think the jewelry store is open at this hour   Sexually Oblivious Rhino

The perfect ass? I know where you can purchase a great donkey!

The perfect ass? I know where you can purchase a great donkey!  Sexually Oblivious Rhino