Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test

Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wake up wearing yesterdays makeup Apply new makeup on top of it

Wake up wearing yesterdays makeup  Apply new makeup on top of it  Foul Bachelorette Frog

IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW

IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW  Paranoid Parrot

Give up caffeine for the new year take up cocaine

Give up caffeine for the new year take up cocaine  Insanity Wolf

Cat threw up dog ate it

Cat threw up dog ate it  Success Kid

We are moving to Canada so you can get lots of eh's

We are moving to Canada so you can get lots of eh's  High Expectations Asian Father

Gets new phone doesn't make a facebook event

Gets new phone doesn't make a facebook event  Good Guy Greg

smoked half a bowl last night didn't need to pack it this morning

smoked half a bowl last night didn't need to pack it this morning  Success Kid

if you didn't want to be hungover then you shouldn't have drank so much last night!

if you didn't want to be hungover then you shouldn't have drank so much last night!  Captain Hindsight

Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition

Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition   Sheltering Suburban Mom