every minus i see on your report card i minus one of your fingers

every minus i see on your report card i minus one of your fingers  High Expectations Asian Father

irons out the wrinkles in scrotum

irons out the wrinkles in scrotum  Insanity Wolf

needs tonsils removed deepthroats cactus

needs tonsils removed deepthroats cactus  Insanity Wolf

You're a forever alone Atheist? Have you tried not being an asshole?

You're a forever alone Atheist? Have you tried not being an asshole?  Condescending Wonka

$2,000 macbook I'll give you like 50 bucks for it

$2,000 macbook I'll give you like 50 bucks for it  Pawn Star

Could use dreams to experience sex with anyone, anywhere Gives you nightmares

Could use dreams to experience sex with anyone, anywhere Gives you nightmares   Scumbag Brain

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity  It's impossible to put down  Lame Pun Coon

takes intro to psychology diagnoses all his friends as schizophrenics

takes intro to psychology diagnoses all his friends as schizophrenics  College Freshman

I love removing limbs from the dead Trees out back to build a nice fire

I love removing limbs from the dead Trees out back to build a nice fire  Dating Site Murderer

Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas

Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas  Sheltering Suburban Mom