“Thou hast forsaken my church!” “I’m not a bad guy, I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?” “Hmm, you’ve got a point there.”

“Thou hast forsaken my church!” “I’m not a bad guy, I work hard, and I love my kids.  So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?” “Hmm, you’ve got a point there.”  Homer & God

I don't always go on facebook but when I do, I can't find the downvote button

I don't always go on facebook but when I do, I can't find the downvote button  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Crosses street in front of your car diagonally

Crosses street in front of your car diagonally  Scumbag Steve

saves game before quitting saves game again when asked if you want to save game before quitting

saves game before quitting saves game again when asked if you want to save game before quitting  Paranoid Parrot

My parents make too much money I don't qualify for financial aid

My parents make too much money I don't qualify for financial aid  First World Problems

Asks to borrow pencil in class gives it back at the end of the period

Asks to borrow pencil in class gives it back at the end of the period  Good Guy Greg

Willy Wonka and the Chololate Factory is on 1971 version

Willy  Wonka and the Chololate Factory is on 1971 version  Success Kid

Prove her wrong in an argument GROUNDED

Prove her wrong in an argument GROUNDED  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Not sure if attracted to crazy girls Or if attractive girls are inherently crazy

Not sure if attracted to crazy girls Or if attractive girls are inherently crazy  Futurama Fry

Found Reddit this year didn't get fired

Found Reddit this year didn't get fired  Success Kid