"FOLLOW ME, BRO" RUNS YELLOW LIGHT

Goes to a comedy show scared to death of getting called on

Goes to a comedy show scared to death of getting called on  Socially Awkward Penguin

i think Pepsi is better than coke omg so different than everybody else

i think Pepsi is better than coke omg so different than everybody else  Annoying Facebook Girl

Constantly attacks other people's grammar Constantly spells it "grammer"

Constantly attacks other people's grammar Constantly spells it

Ipod runs out of batteries on the train Doesnt take headphones off

Ipod runs out of batteries on the train Doesnt take headphones off  Socially Awkward Penguin

"I am truly offended that the American public would be hoodwinked by stories that do not scientifically hold up" Creationist

Hit on ugly girl She introduces you to her hot friend

Hit on ugly girl She introduces you to her hot friend  Socially Awesome Penguin

Takes a piss Turn on sink for a few seconds so it sounds like you actually washed your hands

Takes a piss Turn on sink for a few seconds so it sounds like you actually washed your hands  Foul Bachelor Frog

Can we be friends? Are you trying to fuck my sister?

Can we be friends? Are you trying to fuck my sister?   Inception

christmas is a holiday created for a time to be with family! False. it was created by roman pagans as a week long period of lawlessness

christmas is a holiday created for a time to be with family! False.
it was created by roman pagans as a week long period of lawlessness  Schrute