Socially Awesome Penguin

invited over by girl for "muffins" best case scenario: sex worst case scenario: muffins

invited over by girl for

Girl I've liked for a number of years but ignored because I had a girlfriend says to me "Ran into your ex. I've got all the time in the world, just putting it out there".

Girl I've liked for a number of years but ignored because I had a girlfriend says to me

finally find courage to talk to cute girl at work she makes a video game reference before me

finally find courage to talk to cute girl at work she makes a video game reference before me  Socially Awesome Penguin

asks cute guy if he's doing anything tonight "i am now"

asks cute guy if he's doing anything tonight

Asked girl if she has a boyfriend She says "It's up to you"

Asked girl if she has a boyfriend She says

Tells a cute girl class is cancelled Invited over for muffins

Tells a cute girl class is cancelled  Invited over for muffins   Socially Awesome Penguin

invited over by girl for "muffins" best case scenario: sex worst case scenario: muffins

invited over by girl for

Designated driver Only one to bring a girl home

Designated driver Only one to bring a girl home  Socially Awesome Penguin

Drop a dollar down a girls shirt Tells me to get it

Drop a dollar down a girls shirt Tells me to get it  Socially Awesome Penguin

hot girl raises her hand for a high five miss horribly, end up slapping her boob

hot girl raises her hand for a high five miss horribly, end up slapping her boob  Socially Awesome Penguin