Socially Awesome Penguin

Kisses a girl for the first time Gets a highfive from her after

Kisses a girl for the first time Gets a highfive from her after  Socially Awesome Penguin

Is a bird that can't fly treated like a celebrity when he travels by airplane

Is a bird that can't fly treated like a celebrity when he travels by airplane  Socially Awesome Penguin

Friend tells waiter it is your birthday when it is not Birthday sex with waiter

Friend tells waiter it is your birthday when it is not Birthday sex with waiter  Socially Awesome Penguin

Text girl at 5:28 A.M. Get reply at 5:29 A.M.

Text girl at 5:28 A.M. Get reply at 5:29 A.M.  Socially Awesome Penguin

Hit on ugly girl She introduces you to her hot friend

Hit on ugly girl She introduces you to her hot friend  Socially Awesome Penguin

walking a few paces in front of a socially awkward penguin slows down and engages the person in conversation

walking a few paces in front of a socially awkward penguin slows down and engages the person in conversation  Socially Awesome Penguin

Installs clapper on lights instant strobe light during sex

Installs clapper on lights instant strobe light during sex  Socially Awesome Penguin

Turns out girls you're chatting with at party is a lesbian Not anymore

Turns out girls you're chatting with at party is a lesbian Not anymore  Socially Awesome Penguin

Girl catches him staring at her doesn't look away. winks

Girl catches him staring at her doesn't look away. winks  Socially Awesome Penguin

Lose first round of strip poker. Whips out dick

Lose first round of strip poker. Whips out dick  Socially Awesome Penguin