Socially Awesome Penguin

leave party to go smoke party gets busted 5 minutes after you leave

leave party to go smoke party gets busted 5 minutes after you leave  Socially Awesome Penguin

30 students stand outside classroom 5 minutes after class should have began OPENS DOOR

30 students stand outside classroom 5 minutes after class should have began OPENS DOOR  Socially Awesome Penguin

Mormon rings doorbell Get Laid

Mormon rings doorbell Get Laid  Socially Awesome Penguin

Submits self post Earns tons of karma

Submits self post Earns tons of karma  Socially Awesome Penguin

passes out drunk at raging party sleeptalks witty anecdotes, is life of party

passes out drunk at raging party sleeptalks witty anecdotes, is life of party  Socially Awesome Penguin

Asks for fishtank advice in wrong subreddit gets legitimate answers

Asks for fishtank advice in wrong subreddit gets legitimate answers  Socially Awesome Penguin

walk directly behind socially awkward penguin wave to approaching friend down the street

walk directly behind socially awkward penguin wave to approaching friend down the street  Socially Awesome Penguin

accidentally calls girlfriend buttpie she finally agrees to anal sex

accidentally calls girlfriend buttpie she finally agrees to anal sex  Socially Awesome Penguin

MAKE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE WITH SPELLING ERORRS

MAKE IT TO THE FRONT PAGE WITH SPELLING ERORRS  Socially Awesome Penguin

Forgets ending to joke Comes up with a better one

Forgets ending to joke Comes up with a better one  Socially Awesome Penguin