Take all the money from the war on drugs and put it in the schools

Take all the money from the war on drugs and put it in the schools  Push it somewhere else Patrick

Somebody was Mean to ME SPent the last six years winning arguments against him in the shower

Somebody was Mean to ME SPent the last six years winning arguments against him in the shower  Socially Awkward Penguin

"USERNAME ALREADY TAKEN" INTERNET STOLE MY IDENTITY

Soooo you probably dont even remember my name... Vin Diesel?

Soooo you probably dont even remember my name... Vin Diesel?  The Rock Driving

Keystone asked me to be their spokesman i told them I have standards

Keystone asked me to be their spokesman i told them I have standards  Bear Grylls

YO' MOMMA SO UGLY NOT EVEN FLUORINE WOULD BOND WITH HER!

YO' MOMMA SO UGLY NOT EVEN FLUORINE WOULD BOND WITH HER!  Chemistry Cat

I really need to change shirts. But i don't want to take my iPod headphones out.

I really need to change shirts. But i don't want to take my iPod headphones out.  First World Problems

i left my wife and kids presents under the christmas tree

i left my wife and kids presents under the christmas tree  Successful Black Man

knows all the lines to the movie doesn't recite them out loud while watching it with friends

knows all the lines to the movie doesn't recite them out loud while watching it with friends  Good Guy Greg

Just bombed the United States History final

Just bombed the United States History final  Ordinary Muslim Man