Not sure why people say "I could care less" when they actually mean "I couldn't care less"

Not sure why people say

Not sure if I'm sick or just paranoid because someone else is sick

Not sure if I'm sick or just paranoid because 
someone else is sick  Futurama Fry

Knows Sirius Black didn't kill your parents Lets you figure it out by yourself

Knows Sirius Black didn't kill your parents Lets you figure it out by yourself  Scumbag Dumbledore

8 hours of sleep, barely able to get out of bed 3 hours of sleep, WIDE AWAKE

8 hours of sleep, barely able to get out of bed 3 hours of sleep, WIDE AWAKE   Scumbag Brain

Boils water sets off fire alarm

Boils water sets off fire alarm  College Freshman

sees one post he doesn't like clicks on username, downvotes all other submissions

sees one post he doesn't like clicks on username, downvotes all other submissions  Scumbag Redditor

Yes! Roommate's gone! Time to masturbate

Yes! Roommate's gone! Time to masturbate  College Freshman

Harry disobeyed every school rule? 50 points for gryffindor.

Harry disobeyed every school rule? 50 points for gryffindor.  Scumbag Dumbledore

You know all of the lyrics to this song? Please, sing them.

You know all of the lyrics to this song? Please, sing them.  Creepy Wonka

Police officer: "Anything to drink tonight sir?" Me: "No thanks."

Police officer: