"Student safety is my top priority" Repeatedly hires unstable and dangerous professors.

World's most powerful wizard Sends children to defeat his enemies

World's most powerful wizard Sends children to defeat his enemies  Scumbag Dumbledore

Please see cashier Guess I'm going to a different gas station

Please see cashier Guess I'm going to a different gas station  Socially Awkward Penguin

I told him I needed more romance He dims the screen on his monitor

I told him I needed more romance He dims the screen on his monitor  Redditors Wife

Lets take all of the slow cars in the left lane and put them in the right lane

Lets take all of the slow cars in the left lane and put them in the right lane  Push it somewhere else Patrick

Nice opinion too bad It isn't the same as mine

Nice opinion too bad It isn't the same as mine  Downvoting Roman

5 page paper 3.5 pages + courier New

5 page paper 3.5 pages + courier New  Lazy College Senior

Why you read this?! Go back to study!

Why you read this?! Go back to study!  High Expectations Asian Father

Boasts class is too easy Professor overhears and makes impossible midterm

Boasts class is too easy Professor overhears and makes impossible midterm  College Freshman

Not sure if I'm actually happy Or I'm out of fucks to give

Not sure if I'm actually happy Or I'm out of fucks to give  Futurama Fry