If you take ID photo while high Will cops think your face is always like that?

If you take ID photo while high Will cops think your face is always like that?  Philosoraptor

Not sure if I'm attractive or just taking advantage of drunk girls

Not sure if I'm attractive or just taking advantage of drunk girls  Futurama Fry

You're an actor? At Which Restaurant?

You're an actor? At Which Restaurant?  Condescending Fox

How d'you get a fat chick into bed? Piece of cake.

How d'you get a fat chick into bed? Piece of cake.  Pickup-Line Panda

I was on the plane the whole time!

I was on the plane the whole time!  Spoiler Snake

Professor calls on student with same name as you be nervous anyway

Professor calls on student with same name as you be nervous anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

You went skydiving? that must have been an adventure

You went skydiving? that must have been an adventure   Unimpressed Astronaut

Gives a presentation about not plagiarizing information Steals presentation

Gives a presentation about not plagiarizing information  Steals presentation  Unhelpful High School Teacher

Walks around campus Wearing a high school letterman jacket

Walks around campus Wearing a high school letterman jacket  College Freshman

Eats pizza with you Pretends to be full so you can have the last slice

Eats pizza with you Pretends to be full so you can have the last slice  Good Guy Greg