Complains about halloween being an excuse for sexy costumes Upvotes sexy costumes to the front page

Complains about halloween being an excuse for sexy costumes Upvotes sexy costumes to the front page  Scumbag Reddit

I'm telling you, he ain't no rat mickey is a mouse halfdisme

I'm telling you, he ain't no rat mickey is a mouse
 halfdisme  Baby Godfather

Empty Seats on bus. All of them next to strangers. Stand

Empty Seats on bus.
All of them next to strangers. Stand  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes Down on girlfriend expects nothing in return

Goes Down on girlfriend expects nothing in return  Good Guy Greg

I don't always put things in the wrong pockets but when I do, MOTHER OF FUCK WHERE IS MY PHONE

I don't always put things in the wrong pockets but when I do, MOTHER OF FUCK WHERE IS MY PHONE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Asks you to meet up for some drinks Asks for advice on what to do about a guy she likes

Asks you to meet up for some drinks Asks for advice on what to do about a guy she likes  Friend Zone Fiona

Mop the floor with your blood

Mop the floor with your blood  Insanity Mop

Doesn't want to get in the shower Doesn't want to get out of the shower

Doesn't want to get in the shower Doesn't want to get out of the shower   Scumbag Brain

popular kid wants to high five misses

popular kid wants to high five misses  Socially Awkward Penguin

knows you've ran out of toothpaste doesn't tell you when you are in the shops

knows you've ran out of toothpaste doesn't tell you when you are in the shops   Scumbag Brain