I don't always go on reddit But when i do, there is always something more productive that i could be doing

I don't always go on reddit But when i do, there is always something more productive that i could be doing  The Most Interesting Man In The World

NO MORE clean underwear/pajamas? These swim trunks will do

NO MORE clean underwear/pajamas? These swim trunks will do  Foul Bachelor Frog

Not sure if water is heating up Or hand is getting used to the cold

Not sure if water is heating up Or hand is getting used to the cold  Futurama Fry

Not sure if actual lesbians or annoying Facebook girls

Not sure if actual lesbians or annoying Facebook girls  Futurama Fry

Masturbation starts to hurt Time to trim fingernails

Masturbation starts to hurt Time to trim fingernails   Foul Bachelorette Frog

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he said grab a q-tip and hot sauce

I asked him to spice things up in the bedroom he said grab a q-tip and hot sauce  Redditors Wife

Catches shirt at sporting event gives it to little kid

Catches shirt at sporting event gives it to little kid  Good Guy Greg

Keeps you up to 11:30 or later every week night wants to sleep by 10:00 friday night

Keeps you up to 11:30 or later every week night wants to sleep by 10:00 friday night  Scumbag Brain

I have a huge Dick Cheney satirical comic collection

I have a huge Dick Cheney satirical comic collection  Successful Black Man

first away mission out of academy dies

first away mission out of academy dies  Starfleet Academy Freshman