Not sure if being sarcastic asshole Or actually complementing me

Not sure if being sarcastic asshole Or actually complementing me  Futurama Fry

What I don't know won't hurt me FALSE. Cancer will kill you whether you know it or not

What I don't know won't hurt me FALSE.  
Cancer will kill you whether you know it or not  Schrute

realizes hasn't fapped in a while faps

realizes hasn't fapped in a while faps  Foul Bachelor Frog

I got shot last week Playing laser tag with my family

I got shot last week Playing laser tag with my family  Successful Black Man

So I built this bad ass tower in Minecraft... Whats Minecraft?

So I built this bad ass tower in Minecraft... Whats Minecraft?  The Rock Driving

good things come to those who wait FALSE. death comes to those who wait

good things come to those who wait FALSE.  
death comes to those who wait  Schrute

Lets take all this high school drama and keep it at the high school

Lets take all this high school drama and keep it at the high school  Push it somewhere else Patrick

Turns on music Plays lil wayne for 2 hours

Turns on music Plays lil wayne for 2 hours  Scumbag Steve

Walking Alone at night recalls every horror movie i've seen

Walking Alone at night recalls every horror movie i've seen  Scumbag Brain

Sit in front of Window late at night w/ lights on periodically twitch head to the right and left to throw off sniper

Sit in front of Window late at night w/ lights on periodically twitch head to the right and left to throw off sniper  Paranoid Parrot