They've already said what I came to say

They've already said what I came to say  Okay Guy

I painted that bitch some happy trees Bitches love happy trees

I painted that bitch some happy trees Bitches love happy trees  BossRob

Oh, you're an actor? Why don't you act like a waiter and refill my water.

Oh, you're an actor? Why don't you act like a waiter and refill my water.  Creepy Wonka

Not sure if im growing Or im getting fat

Not sure if im growing Or im getting fat  Futurama Fry

"no thanks, i have a life" lives on facebook

got "popular on the internet" dropped college to become celebrity

got

Builds up courage to buy a girl a drink Debit card declined

Builds up courage to buy a girl a drink Debit card declined  Socially Awkward Penguin

Becomes internet meme one month later... legend on campus

Becomes internet meme one month later... legend on campus  1 month later

go to a store wearing something you bought there get nervous they'll think you're trying to steal it

go to a store wearing something you bought there get nervous they'll think you're trying to steal it  Socially Awkward Penguin

Run into ex and her new boyfriend put car in reverse and hit them again

Run into ex and her new boyfriend put car in reverse and hit them again  Insanity Wolf