you know what i do to save money? no, what? When i call my dominatrix at 3am, she abuses me for free.

you know what i do to save money? no, what? When i call my dominatrix at 3am,
she abuses me for free.   JJ Jameson

100 new photos uploaded hasn't left the airport

100 new photos uploaded hasn't left the airport  Annoying Facebook Girl

If attempted suicide makes you a failure at death Does that make you successful at life?

If attempted suicide makes you a failure at death Does that make you successful at life?  Philosoraptor

forgets what you want to remember remembers what you want to forget

forgets what you want to remember remembers what you want to forget  Scumbag Brain

"I only put healthy things into my body" Gets drunk every night

OMG WE LOST!!!!! does not know what we lost in

OMG WE LOST!!!!! does not know what we lost in  Annoying Facebook Girl

Pooping alone in public bathroom, someone comes in Stop pooping until they leave

Pooping alone in public bathroom, someone comes in Stop pooping until they leave  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gives you dead batteries Free of charge

Gives you dead batteries Free of charge  Lame Pun Coon

"Don't let this get to the front page, my girlfriend reads reddit" no worries

eat all the things!

eat all the things!  All The Things