what if i told you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN BE A FAN OF CAPITALISM AND SOCIALIZED SERVICES  Matrix Morpheus

BHO/HRC

CANT FIX THE LAST 8 YEARS BY PUTTIN OUT A  FIRE WITH GASOLINE Misc

Compensate your lawyer fairly.

TERRIERISM IS NOT PROBABLE CAUSE. WANTING TO PLAY WITH A CUTE LITTLE DOG IS EVIDENCE OF GOOD MORAL CHARACTER. NOW PASS ME THAT STEAK. I'D BILL IN BEEF ANY DAY. Lawyer Dog

The Truth

WE SHOULD TAKE THE PEOPLE WHINING ABOUT BEING SINGLE ON FB AND PUT THEM WITH THE OTHERS WHO WHINE. Push it somewhere else Patrick

Leadership quality

 JANGANLAH MEMILIH KARENA SUKU ATAU AGAMA TETAPI KARENA KINERJA & KERJA KERAS DIA UNTUK RAKYATNYA Misc

slap bitches

I DON'T ALWAYS SLAP BITCHES, BUT WHEN I DO... IT'S CAUSE THEY FUCKED UP MY SANDWICH. The Most Interesting Man In The World

JANGANLAH MEMILIH SESEORANG KARNA AGAMA ATAU SUKUNYA TETAPI KARNA KINERJA & KERJA KERAS DIA UNTUK SEMUA RAKYAT

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Lucky Man

IF YOU CAN FIND A WOMAN THAT CAN DO THIS... REMEMBER SHE'S NOT THAT LONELY Misc

Crazy Eye

 LOOK YOU GET IF YOU TRY TO EAT SO MUCH AS A SINGLE COCO PUFF WHEN ON A DIET OR EXERCISE AND YOU POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA Misc

CAC Card

I SEE YOU LEFT YOUR CAC BEHIND I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY Dangerously - Austin Powers