chris farley

 GOOD. GREAT.     GRAND! WONDERFUL!! Misc

dont get her pissed

DEAR DIARY ITS OK FOR MY MOTHER TO PUNCH ME BUT SMACKING......... FUCK THAT SHIT [END]  Misc

Fuck you and your fucking titles

I'M RESIGNING WITHDRAWN, GOING TO ACTIVE Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

database cache database

YO YAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DATABASES SO I PUT A DATABASE IN YOUR DATABASE CACHE SO YOU CAN CACHE YOUR DATABASE Xzibit meme

Stone Cold Beer

HAPPY 3:16 PLEASE DRINK RESPONSIBLY Misc

Pretzel Madness

DID SOMEONE SAY IT IS... VOTE PRETZELS DAY! Schrute

loot palace

I EARNED ALL MY FUNDINGS ON LOOT PALACE Forever Alone

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

 RANCH! Good Dog Greg

Half baked

CAPITAL CITY CLASSIC ON SATURDAY  WHO'S COMING WITH ME, MAN?!? Misc

Fern can't believe you are younger than she is..

OH MY GAWD, ANOTHER BIRTHDAY!! Misc